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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

The most important part of all this is that these small acts of bravery and noncompliance cannot be known as long as the enemy still stands, and might never be known. Just because it doesn’t seem like anyone is doing anything doesn’t mean it’s true. The best malicious compliance or subtle sabotage is the one that’s never detected, but makes ravages nonetheless.

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

A lot of Starscream abuse discussions feel like they’re focusing on a more watsonian perspective than a doylist one. Like you can go on about how people refuse to engage with Starscream as a victim of Megatron because he’s not a “perfect victim” and all, but at the end of the day his dynamic with Megatron until Tfp, IDw and Skybound was still “two guys who fucking hate eachother and are fighting for power over the other”, so you can’t really fault people for finding that dynamic more interesting than a cut and dry abuse dynamic.