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i was just chatting to my 82 year old father on the phone and he was talking about his lifelong struggle with ADHD and remarked, "but all the people who criticized me my whole life are dead now" and then did an evil cartoon sorcerer laugh. being old rocks

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Top contender for my dumbest post ever

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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i was there when the universe began. and yes, there were butch lesbians

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

try not to laugh for 10,000 years challenge ends in failure when on the 3,652,424th day a delightful tumbling beetle causes me to chuckle whistfully

I have a former feral cat who absolutely loves watching animal videos on my TV. Here's what I remember some of his opinions are: 1. Manuls, other house cats: Friends, neighbors, countrymen. Interested in what they're up to, tries to hang out. 2. Messi the Puma: Really cool big brother. Went nuts the first time he saw the size of him sitting next to a full grown human man. When he thinks Messi is looking at him he makes friendly noises and imitates what Messi does (yawn, roll, etc) 3. Seals, sea lions: Lot of dramatic head wobbling at these guys 4. Proboscis monkeys: Dude acted like these were the missing link that explained everything he'd ever wondered about cat-human relations. I don't even know how to explain it better than that. He was just a very specific kind of fixated and astonished, plus looking at me a lot too. I think it was the big nose/long tail combo. 5. Gorillas: He wasn't interested until they turned around and he saw they had human butts. Then he went absolutely nuts wobbling his head about it. I figure this is the kind of thing people might wanna call bullshit on so I got a small clip real quick