Inspector Jones

imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

They’re both shirtless after a nightmare-free night. Steve traces Eddie’s demo bat scars with his finger, not saying anything. Eddie does the same to Steve’s on his neck .It’s quiet. It’s a “we’re still here” check in.

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

People keep saying that Djo needs a teleprompter because he keeps messing up the lyrics to his songs. That would not be helpful. That man cannot see.

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

Thinking about how Steve would look at Eddie, study his face. Taking the way his already big eyes go wide when crazy news is delivered. His doe eyes so sparkly when reflected in the sun. How fucking beautiful he looks. How overly animated his face is. He chuckles under his breath when Eddie scrunches up his nose. He looks like a bunny sometimes. . A gothic bunny. . Yeah, the way his lips go red from biting them. Going into a natural plum colour before running his tongue against his lips, leaving them glistening. Steve ignores the way his heart skips a beat when he notices this detail. He watches at how his hair goes back and forth with him constantly turning his head. He wonders how strong his neck must be from non-stop movement. How soft his hair must be, how it must smell, how it would feel against his finger- uhm. . Uhhh. . Anyways. Steve tries to clear his throat In a casual way, before looking back at Eddie. Eddie is to indulge in the story Dustin is telling him to notice what’s going on around him. He looks at how baby smooth his skin is. At how milky white it looks (and Eddie is the one calling Steve “pretty boy” ?) When Eddie turns his face around to look at the windows. Steve feels like he can let out a breath. Before running his hand through his hair, thinking to himself at how down bad he is for him. . . . .