Inspector Jones

Buffy Summers & Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2x14 | "Innocence"

bonus:

Oh Everyman shy jock Eddie would be fun actually you should do that!

I’m serious btw, in the end all these characters are just dolls you can do whatever you want with. So there is no ‘wrong’ about it in my opinion.

And again, I have nothing actually against Nancy. I actually ship her with Robin sometimes and enjoy a good fic where everyone clears the air and her and Steve can be comfortable as friends! I also ship Steve/Nancy/Jonathan and enjoy a good fic of that as well if you catch my drift lol.

Eddie (morose): It's messed up after that all of the shit you've been through, you know how to remove a blood stain so well.

Steve: ...

What he means is he doesn't believe he needs to take supplements, which... Fine.

But he tells Steve with the snobbiest look on his face "Oh, I don't believe in vitamins."

Robin finds out and is appalled because like. Wtf Steve, you can't sneak meds to people.

It gets to a point where Steve has to hide the Flintstones chalk candies ("it's not candy, Eddie.") after he finds Eddie on the couch munching on them with his fist stuck inside the tub.

"You're going to shit your pants if you keep snacking on them like this."

"You're feeding me laxatives???"

"NO, they're VITAMINS. You can overdo it, y'know."

"I don't believe that."

Eddie's like, "Steve. You keep saying vitamins are good for you. You can't have too much of a good thing. Everyone knows that."

What he means is he doesn't believe he needs to take supplements, which... Fine.

But he tells Steve with the snobbiest look on his face "Oh, I don't believe in vitamins."

Robin finds out and is appalled because like. Wtf Steve, you can't sneak meds to people.

Wayne’s just like. Lol I’ll leave you two alone (“DO NOTTTTTT”)

Also there's some strange mystery to solve, so call him Shaggy and make him a sandwich, he's got some work to doo now.

And Steve is like, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" And runs out to find his way back home, or Robin, or whichever he gets to first.

But Eddie pulls up beside him on the road not 5 minutes later, "Get in Fred, we've got a mystery to solve!" And Steve looks so confused.

"What?"

"I know it needs a paint job but this Mystery Machine is at your service. Now, last night you seemed pretty concussed, and believe me it took a few tries, but you convinced me you've gotta stop the evil Mindflayer from possessing Billy Hargrove, and I happen to know where we can find him on this fine Sunday afternoon. So hop in, Fred and Shaggy are on the case!"

Steve stands on the side of the road going through so many emotions, confusion, fear that he'd dragged Eddie into the Upside Down mess when he should have saved him from it all, embarrassment as he remembers vaguely being on top of a stunned Eddie in bed when he was spouting the whole story to him, how he'd apparently time traveled so he'd come back to find the one person he could trust, his best friend and boyfriend, and finally acceptance. Then pure unadulterated joy that this whole thing was gonna be so much easier knowing Eddie trusted him implicitly and had his back.

"Alright, Babe, but we gotta go pick up Daphne and Velma and Scooby too." Steve said as he climbed into the passenger seat.

"Who?"

"'Nancy, Robin, and our smarter than average, braver than he looks, clumsy pup Dustin." Steve smiled at Eddie.

"Wait, if you're Fred, and Nancy is...?" Eddie implied, Steve scrunching his brows before realizing why Eddie was worried and grabbing his hand in reassurance.

Eddie: Ruh Roh, someone needs a Scooby Snack

Steve: *waves a 3 Musketeers bar at Dustin*

Robin: You really think that's gonna wo-

The entire Boston roster piling behind Marly as he types, trying to decide what to say that could save them because their captain has been possessed by the spirit or a soviet military trainer with knife shoes and if they are forced to make double bagskates again they will either puke or die or both.