“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

famous men love to dwell on their situationship with another guy back when they were in their 20s for the rest of their life

sports rpf authors note on ao3 saying "if this fic is about you or someone you know this is not for you. please leave by clicking this link" and the link in question is to a comprehensive guide on why golf should be abolished forever

[Image description: Baseball card heavily modified to read "Please fucking stop trying to get me to bet on sports. End description.]

"i would never wish ill on any player" ok i will do it for all of us if you are so complicated. damn

doom and gloom is BORING! sports is about UNRELENTING HOPE!

“Let’s talk about nasty for a second. I think the Rangers strike the right balance between nasty and finesse; I think the Penguins do because inherently their best player is a bastard. Make no mistake, Sidney Crosby is a bastard - I love Sid, but he’s a bastard. He’s crafty, and he’s dirty - that’s why we like Sid.” - MvsW 1/23/13