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pindergarten

watch out he’s “shrimping” again

walk-up-songs

It’s Are We Shrimping Saturday 🦐

#the damage this single video has done to my lexicon is crazy

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i’m begging the entire hockey coaching community to sit down and come up with a unified taxonomy for things bc too many times someone says some shit like ‘can you do a one leg pivot transition’ and i’m like ?? and they demonstrate and i’m like ‘oh okay so an outside three turn into a back crossover’ and someone else is like ‘well MY coach calls it a twisty turney stop and shuffle’ IVE HAD ENOUGH

#GENUINELY...

tofumilanesa

how many absolutely fucke d skates do you think i can hand sharpen in two days

none actually

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7

the entire rental rack

Voting ended onAug 14

tofumilanesa

i'm at 1.5 but i've been sharpening the toes on these fucking kindergarteners skates for 55 fucking minutes and the edge is still visibly rounded so 🕺🕺

tofumilanesa

we hit 2 and it only took three hours 👍

mrautomatic

askyyyy my demon

#you have to let him act crazy or he'll die

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tofumilanesa

baby skates for sale. extremely worn. actually its crazy that a baby managed to do that

tofumilanesa

how many absolutely fucke d skates do you think i can hand sharpen in two days

none actually

1

2

3

7

the entire rental rack

Voting ended onAug 14

tofumilanesa

i'm at 1.5 but i've been sharpening the toes on these fucking kindergarteners skates for 55 fucking minutes and the edge is still visibly rounded so 🕺🕺

#it's literally the same pair i did the other day and then i gave them back bc i was like #so completely sure that there was something wrong w my fingernail and not the edge. i dont know #but then i told the kid to do a wall drill and they immediately wiped out and i felt erm. bad. so

people discoursing on how athletes can have a wildly diff approach to eating that has nothing to do w civilian diet culture: 🎉🎉🎉 YAYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉

people convincing themselves that elite athletes can’t develop bizarre food ideas that conflict w performance because they’re “””too into their sport””” and “”””obviously know better”””””: 😟😟😟😒😒😒 NAUR 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

#you cant trust these people PLEASE. my god #ive seen the great warhorses of my generation. frankly almost dying of cabbage

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why in the world have the shanghai dragons somehow become the great eastern resting place for sharkuda alumni like what do you mean nick cicek is there. what do you mean givani smith is there. what do you mean kevin labanc is there. what do you mean ryan merkley was there back in the red star days good riddance. what do you mean jayden halbgewachs and kyle rau were also there in the red star days not good riddance i actually kinda liked them. what do you mean -

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALEN ADDISON'S THERE ..............

#opening that elite prospects roster page was like getting hit with a brick

all u6 coaches should get a nobel peace prize etc but also i think one of the worst things is when youre a u6 coach and then you end up coaching adults. these motherfuckers are asking questions about their feet. they dont even care if you could make a blueberry bigger if you made it half bear. they literally dont even want to talk about how to fly to the moon on a jetski

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toffcake

mack, carey line dream lineup genuinely

#what can't carey price do that zack ostapchuk can i ask.#<- yelped

i love our whole coaching team but do you know how embarrassing it is to take over a group during warmups bc their coach isn't there yet and then say nooooo worries everyone your normal coach will be here in 5 minutes i'm sure he is stuck in traffic <3 the highway you know how it is <3 don't panic anyone <3 and then have one of the students say actually 👆 he is in another state on vacation

#and i love that he DIDNT TELL MEEEEEEE #peace and love... blessings even

how many absolutely fucke d skates do you think i can hand sharpen in two days

none actually

1

2

3

7

the entire rental rack

Voting ended onAug 14

miluistell4

OH MY GOD??????

#the suit makes it look so fucking looney toons

ttaibhse

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

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travii-inatrenchcoat

HELP YOU HAVE THREE FLAT TIRES IN THE MIDDLE OF WYOMING OR SOMETHING EQUALLY AS MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND ONLY HAVE 1 NATURE VALLEY BAR, A SIP OF RED POWERADE, AND ENOUGH BATTERY PERCENTAGE TO CALL AND SUMMON 1 DUO TO HELP GET YOU OUT OF HERE WHO ARE YOU CALLING

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konecny and sanheim

couturier and wilson

foerster and york

barkey and martone

zegras and michkov

tippett and dvorak

drysdale and ristolainen

danny b and jonesy

gritty and kendall

Voting ended onAug 14

or vote whoever you want to entertain you in the meantime as you have used your call for aaa and they are on their way to certainly rescue you

#trevor zegras has a 2 degree of separation from every rocky mountain expensive ski resort hotel fry cook #if you got him on the line youd end up with a bed at a basement dorm + a new job + weed #ditto cam york minus the job and weed and hotel. probably just his third cousins basement in boise. and youre mormon now #what the hell would the travis and travis show do. those guys dont know anyone except each other #if you got the travis and travis show they would get you a single fully paid tow truck ride to anaconda based on a yelp ad #and shrug when it costs a million dollars and now youre in anaconda #and then they would get distracted probably touring anaconda and being like omgggg copper mining <3 yay <3

thomasmomwell

can't get over having "is one of the most popular Men’s Hockey RPF writers on Archive of Our Own, with over two million words and twice the page views of the next most popular writer" as your author bio on Penguin Random House dot com. girl at any point as you sat there collating other writers' page views did you doubt yourself or

#sorry What is going on #what in the hell...

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