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grier on the cuda (paywalled)

#'we know what cardsy is' sounds like some kind of threat lmfao #i also know what he is. he's [redacted]#<- chupacabra i assume #love that all of these descriptions are mike-ese for 'i hate watching them'. nice. cool 👍

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contemptible-scoundrel

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

#cam york #<- HEHE !

walk-up-songs

for pride month this year i would like sports rpf fans to think more expansively gender and what it means to be transgender, and start engaging with trans headcanons for players who aren't white, skinny, hairless and perceived as emotional

walk-up-songs

Hmmm follow up. for disability pride month this year i would like sports rpf fans to think more expansively about disability and what it means to be disabled, particularly in context of professional sports when the expectation is to retire due to injury -- within and outside of fanworks.

Also stop calling people ugly for missing teeth or broken noses, which can themselves be a disability and could also be you with no dental insurance, you guys are embarrassing

paladin-n-cleric

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

#really classic incident of shirt on top speed suit half open and tied around my waist as pants. reflective crotch #not clear that this is ''''my style'''' but every takeout restaurant in town has seen this outfit

walk-up-songs

the state of being a general manager for a major league sports team is the closest thing many cishet men will ever get to feeling the euphoria of being a primadonna. in this essay i won't--

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orangeflavouredchips

San Jose Sharks' first round draft picks in 2026: Ivar Stenberg (#2), Keaton Verhoeff (#9), Ryan Lin (#21)

mario gone is the biggest most catastrophic tragedy of the modern era BUT. you can buy sooo much big agnes on 12m

18minutemajor

ah yes the lone survivor of the 22-23 cuda. it's exactly who you think it is. on the count of three .... one two three

anthony vincent

18minutemajor

as of july 1st 2026, at 1:28pm pacific daylight time, with the trade of shakir mukhamadullin, this post is no longer a joke

#this is THE most absurd reality we could all be in

trouba too?????

celbrini

weezing at this random addition to the nhl trade liveblog

celbrini

update

#???

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pov you're connor mcdavid and you see this line coming at you. wyd

mike griers approach to life is so funny. the best two things you can be in the world are From San Jose and Huge. if you have to be from boston maybe thats okay. everyone else literally eat shit and die

tofumilanesa

i love buying bike saddles because personally i dont like to understand what im buying. and i like to spend a lot of money on unknown object if possible

tofumilanesa

another thing i love btw is researching the pedigree of my object to try to figure out its parentage. and a fourth thing i love is reading a very elderly mans graphic description of what happened to his taint recently

i love buying bike saddles because personally i dont like to understand what im buying. and i like to spend a lot of money on unknown object if possible

willmackism

when bo horvat asked for his stick back, ekky said he didn’t know where it went 😭😭😭 (x)

#cat crime x60 stats were CRAZYYYYYY #ok i miss him again.... i dont want the narrative winning im over it you can put him back now...

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starrynet

I’m still here

#and what was that!!

if i was willing to dox myself this microblog would be so much funnier. picture it in your mind

#wearing my Stupid Little Outfit given to me in a very funny situation!!!!!

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