cows are automatic

all u6 coaches should get a nobel peace prize etc but also i think one of the worst things is when youre a u6 coach and then you end up coaching adults. these motherfuckers are asking questions about their feet. they dont even care if you could make a blueberry bigger if you made it half bear. they literally dont even want to talk about how to fly to the moon on a jetski

i love our whole coaching team but do you know how embarrassing it is to take over a group during warmups bc their coach isn't there yet and then say nooooo worries everyone your normal coach will be here in 5 minutes i'm sure he is stuck in traffic <3 the highway you know how it is <3 don't panic anyone <3 and then have one of the students say actually 👆 he is in another state on vacation

like what if you were a boy and i was a boy and i told you you would be really good at finding a volleyball on a deserted island and then making friends with the volleyball

spent all of practice yday trying to figure out why i could not stop eating shit and dying all over the place in increasingly embarrassing scenarios . woke up sick as a dog Surprise there was literally no possible way to possibly predict this

check on your jock friends. they might have kt tape stuck to them right now

tinhatting is moral but you should only do it about your own teammates

it is really crazy that out of all of the random white boys in the nhl theres only like two that definitely own beer soaked tgr hats