cows are automatic

can't get over having "is one of the most popular Men’s Hockey RPF writers on Archive of Our Own, with over two million words and twice the page views of the next most popular writer" as your author bio on Penguin Random House dot com. girl at any point as you sat there collating other writers' page views did you doubt yourself or

tinhatting is moral but you should only do it about your own teammates

this thought brought to you btw by my buddy (someones grandpa) who is so incredibly thoughtful and dedicated to keeping me up-to-date on his speculative semi-fiction about whats going on at the rink. except he is also deaf in one ear and he only tells me these secrets in the privacy of open ice mid practice when only 40 of our closest friends are there

i wish trevor and cousin mac were closer and that trevor was in an helicopter over the austrian mountains with a bunch of surfer dudes instead of wearing pastel in a new england country club with the hughes

it’s so wild that an employed adult who works for tumblr had such bad judgment that they went on instagram and thought it would be a good idea to share a direct link to an rpf tag where people post explicit omegaverse headcanons about real actual hockey players who have instagram accounts