cows are automatic

it is really crazy that out of all of the random white boys in the nhl theres only like two that definitely own beer soaked tgr hats

looking back on childhood team rivalries is so funny because you try to explain the bloodlust you felt and it's like yeah ........... when we would [spinning wheel] swim the 100 IM relay against our enemies the fascists..... . which obviously and as you can imagine was a bunch of other eight year olds ......?

that part in the jdy interview where jdy tries to get misa to say he hates vegas and misa completely misses the point and responds something to the effect of "i love seeing mitch marner constantly :)"

a lot of you are posting as if baseball is real and its scaring me

love coaching little kids. they overthrew my authority at practice bc they needed to "look for a yellow dot." i thought they were having a mass delusion or something but no there was just a yellow dot underneath the ice the other day and they formed a parasocial relationship with the dot

i feel about misa the same way i feel about those dogs with instagram profiles where all of the comments are like does he even know hes alive. does he know hes here. does he eat rocks ?

i think what i like about samisa is not even about whether they are an industry plant like the wacklins. its just that it's really charming to watch three overt industry plants drag around one guy who doesnt even know what an industry is

baby skates for sale. extremely worn. actually its crazy that a baby managed to do that