I Love Niall Horan

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

when you are on the internet, and you happen upon a ship you did not previously know existed, and you think to yourself “lol why the hell would anyone ship that”, and you go into the ao3 tag for a laugh just to see what the fanfiction ecosystem is like for this absurd new rarepair you have discovered, and you see a fic and think without a trace of irony “hm i kind of wanna read that”. that is your last chance to get out. your make or break moment. you are icarus and your wings are starting to smoulder. you need to make a decision there and then about who you are, what kind of person you’re going to be. because once you click that link there’s no going back for you. and that is a promise.

Let's say, hypothetically, I did the monster mash, and for the sake of argument let's say it was a graveyard smash

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

Thanks plumblr

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why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

who was going to tell me that christian bale is the actor that played the fictional character patrick bateman. and who was going to tell me that patrick bateman is not an actor that looks like christian bale. who was going to tell me this.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM DELETIMG MY BLOG

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

snoopy from peanuts is the coolest fictional character and if you disagree i do not want to hear it repurpose that energy into community service hours

everything over $20 is too expensive for me unless it’s a video game

anything above $5 for me is costly unless its food

Hope all of you who wanted it to be cold again are proud of yourselves

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from