Pirates and Kings and Ne'er-do-wells

some of you are mentally unwell bc your reusable water bottle is filled with black mold go wash that shit

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day

Being real being overly online to the point it’s informing your worldview is usually a symptom of being socially isolated and unhappy. Hell most of these people probably DO have jobs that are making them miserable and are used to using social media to take out their frustrations like if you’re regularly writing manifestos on stuff that nobody outside of twitter and tumblr would understand I beg of you to use that time and energy on something fun it will improve your quality of life

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life