dislocate your jaw

Drem yol lok, Do'vahkiin.

Grom: [screaming] NOT METAL ENOUGH

gruul // “we didn’t start the fire” billy joel at what point did orcs equate symbolically to “ugly red & black metal, also fire, lots of fire”

oregorger // “ridin’ ” chamillionaire I DID IT I PARRIED THE BIG BALL OF FUCK

blast furnace // “disco inferno” the trammps [entire raid screams while hair metal plays muffled in the distance]

hans'gar & franzok // “bad to the bone” george thorogood arnold twins aka “how many schwartzenegger references can we shove into one fight”

flamebender ka'graz // “natalie portman rap” the lonely island & natalie portman aknor @ ka'graz: pls step on me

kromog // “tnt” acdc what the fuck even is this thing supposed to be. no really. what even is kromog.

beastlord darmac // “born to be wild” steppenwolf healer: [gets speared] tank: [chanting] PUNISHMENT SACK PUNISHMENT SACK

operator thogar // “crazy train” ozzy osbourne yes thogar please ram your trains into my small fragile body

iron maidens // “bad girls (monolith remix)” M.I.A. whAT??? the traINS ARE beHIND SCHEDULE????

blackhand // “burning down the house (ChRoN!C 5:30 AM remix)” tom jones and the cardigans jumbo sized spicy big dad

[bonus track] // “thomas the weed engine” thunderclowns RED BALL INCOMING

FEEL IT’S MIGHT