saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

“A grudge over food is an ugly thing.”—Japanese proverb

/r/CheetahTooHigh

bard casting level 5 illusion spell on a lecherous hobgoblin to confuse him

i cant believe this has been a problem for 100 years

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

in my freshman year of college in 2016 they roomed me with an ex-rationalist and I almost immediately started sleeping with her because I was 18 and she was very attractive, but occasionally she would talk about how we should terraform titan or how machine immortality would could about in our lifetime, and would get really sad if I explained how implausible these ideas seemed so I had to go along with it. she was also really into long-term orgasm denial so it was not a very good year for me