oh em gee

I know it’s october but I promise I’m not an evil ghost or ghoulie

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

[ID: A tag that says #two autistic people running their neurotypical scripts at each other / End ID]

i know i’ve been playing too many video games lately because now whenever i have some other mundane task i need to accomplish i see the yakuza font in my brain

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

i have exactly three phrases in my vocabulary and they're "hiiiiiiii" "so truee" and "i'm gonna kill myself"

top 10 asks written in middle english

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane