i'm just, havin a good time

coworker with 2 shifts a week: aye bro can you PLEASE work my shift I have a doctors appointment and a dentist appointment and class and my dad is dead

me emerging from my hole to loudly complain

Same

yeah! woo!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH! WOO!

I wish I could show this to my dog and we could have a laugh over it

why do sea creatures look like that

Like what?

little bitches

What are you going to watch Elmer?

do you ever look at your SO and you’re just “wowowowow Im so lucky to have you in my life and I love you” and you feel actual tears of happy come from your eyes and it’s so pure and you’re my best friend and I love you so much

im,,,, a roomba *spins around on the floor succing up the dirt*

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

this is so sad alexa kill jeff bezos

a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….

I love sine field

Im Going To The Visit Sea 

Who’s your friend?

Its Called A Fish

a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….