drinking a beberage....

sees this on the highway and violently aggressively tailgates them for miles and begins smashing into the side of their car until their car flies off the road off a cliff with them and their baby and explodes like in action movie

Y'all will literally say “i want to kill a mother and her child” because the mom likes Harry Potter and be proud of the sentence you just said 🤦

yeah

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

mom just announced theyre releasing dinner. for the kitchen table

you should be able to plug cables and shit into a basketball for no reason

changing my mind since nobody likes my idea my new idea is nobody should be able to do anything on earth at all

If you take unsalted nuts from the store and get your own slat to put it on it doesn’t taste any different or better or worse and doesn’t cost any less or more but you can still do it and nothing bad will happen as far as i know

you cant do that here

I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck