drinking a beberage....

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

TGIF

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

Why is today literally Thursday lol

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

sees this on the highway and violently aggressively tailgates them for miles and begins smashing into the side of their car until their car flies off the road off a cliff with them and their baby and explodes like in action movie

Y'all will literally say “i want to kill a mother and her child” because the mom likes Harry Potter and be proud of the sentence you just said 🤦

yeah