I think it's gonna be a long long time 'till touchdown

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor