Stuff I think is funny

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

Alternate universe Ratatouille

Ratacoochie

This post shot me in the chest twice

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later