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Erin: You're ugly

Trevor: Tone indicator?

Ian: Anthony said he got dibs on me #whatdatmean

Spencer: #hefinnaplayinthatbutt #bootysnatcher #slappingitonyourtongue

Damien: Me to my cat

Anthony, for the 1000 time that day: I miss Ian...

Shayne: Anthony...

Anthony, getting teary-eyed: Ian used to call me that

Ian: Ahaha.... Yeah.... Totally....

–last night–

Anthony: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Shayne: He's drunk

Damien: And?

Shayne: He heard Ian is married

Damien: ....but he is Ian's husband

Anthony: At what point do we tell him he took shots of mouthwash?

Arasha: It's cold

Tommy: A nice cup of coffee

Arasha: It's really bad

Tommy: A cup of coffee

Arasha: Is this even coffee?

Amanda: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store

Angela: Then why did you invite me?

Arasha: Raise your hands if you think Anthony and Ian are dating

Smosh: [raise their hands]

Shayne: When you get there, you're all mine 😈

Courtney: Not if I shit myself on the way

Angela: I'm busy right now

Angela: Just ate glass by accident

Amanda: You what

Angela: Please leave me alone

Anthony: Ahaha I don't know

Smosh: [silence]

Angela: ....

Angela: everyone's bones are wet

Ian: why the hell would you say this??

Shayne: 'Bend over.' 'Bend what? Over.'

Trevor: Would you still employ me if I was a worm 🥺

Ian (Auto-reply): I’m currently away, please send “EMERGENCY” if it’s urgent.

Trevor: EMERGENCY