She Answers A Wordless Question In Me

If you know, you know.

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Good meowning everyone

Quality post OP 💖

My cat squeaks whenever she stretches and as a result I can hear this post

I dont understand… But yes

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

“You dropped your dick man”

True solidarity

Send 👏🏽him 👏🏽your 👏🏽bread 👏🏽

Today’s Genuine Good Boy is: Tofu-chan

hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

this cracks me up every time

Get’em!!

My favorite thing ever!!!!

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives