Smoekje

the new euro banknote designs with the birds are sooo pretty... I hope the birdies win

You can vote for one of the bird designs here: Go Vote!!!

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

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On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's exploitative torture porn, of course.

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

Bad news about the divine

The way Elidibus said "it is no easy thing to see through the eyes of a beast such as him" and the way Valens had Diamond Weapon shut down immediately after it asked "where is my prey?" when they tested Zenos' combat data, I just really love how our other antagonists fall somewhere on the scale of terrified of or deeply unsettled by him

Hythlodaeus being like, "An unfamiliar but fearsome presence."