No-massacre (possibly modern) AU where Sakura and Naruto one day storm into Sasuke's room one night asking: "KAKASHI AND ITACHI ARE MARRIED??"
Sasuke, in utter confusion: "...Yeah?"
"AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO TELL US THAT??"
"...I thought everyone knew? They've been together since forever."
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF NOBODY EVER TOLD US??"
"?? Neither one of them ever takes off their matching wedding rings."
"WELL ITACHI IS STYLISH LIKE THAT."
"And you think he is constantly wearing one specific ring on his ring finger, what, for fun? And what about Kakashi?"
"Well, Kakashi's always been wearing that ring so we just assumed he really likes it or something... And why are we skipping over the part where nobody thought to tell us??"
"You two literally attended the wedding."
"WHAT."
"The wedding ceremony six years ago??"
"WE THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST SOME FANCY CLAN PARTY."
"..."
"...What about the part where I constantly refer to Kakashi as father's hated-son-in-law?"
"WE THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ANALOGY."
