Cats Are Better Than Most People

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

hey babe my poison tester died after drinking the wine you gave me is there anything you wanna talk about?

Some cleansing positive energy for your timeline

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

Wars over, son.

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

A Pixar movie and a major superhero movie both flopping on the same weekend is like heaven for me

“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else

My ‘type’ is androgynous people who look like they’d murder me for the insurance money. Y’know, a them fatale.

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

My mom called, and I didn't want to talk to her so bad that I actually woke up.

im just a normal girl . i sit near a body of water and immediately experience the entire range of human emotions