x marks the spot

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

Achievement: "Oh, you meant in a fight"

i know it's a little bit toxic but nothing is more satisfying to me than when a fictional character who is generally very dignified, polite, and calm even under pressure is finally persuaded to unleash their anger and it fucking explodes out of them with enough molten volcanic rage to level entire cities

People are always like I can’t tell if your being serious or joking and it’s just like I can’t tell either. Hope this helps ❤️

Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

“This girl sent me a relatable meme and we just been vibing ever since”

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

“No offense, but I’m going to steal your sacred rock. It’s shiny and I want it.”

tag yourself i’m a meerkat

our entire family

Third option: I’m a meerkat who pays half of the fee.

Fourth option: I pay for the Netflix, my parents pay for the Hulu- it’s a barter system boys 👨‍🌾

Fifth option - its my Netflix and only people who see it are my friends from whose computers I forget to log out..

Somebody please do the “hard to swallow pills” mod on this.