who knows

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

Watch out. There's chasms out there

Oh wow thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Are there anything else in the world I should know about

Yeah

“everything in your story should be there for a reason” well yes the reason my character has an Irish wolfhound is because I’ve always wanted one

put things in your writing because you love them. sometimes your subconscious makes it important later, sometimes you edit it out during revisions, sometimes it stays for no reason at all, other than it made you happy.

cellars. obviously.

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Where? I don't see it

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.

THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today