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Was scrolling through my tumbler when I saw this shit, The amount of careless psychopaths on this app is absolutely disgusting and I can't wait to get my feed to some semblance of normal.

can't tell if this is satire or not lmfao

What about this would be satire? Who in their right mind condones cannibalism it's fucking wrong.

i condone cannibalism. i think we should all do cannibalism. all those perfectly good corpses going to waste, its horrible.

Do you want to get fucking aids or the black plague? What's horrible is you lacking the critical thinking skills to comprehend why cannibalism isn't okay, Not only is it wrong but the sicknesses you would acquire..People like you disgust me.

my child, cannibalism is cool and based

hee hee hoo hoo i also like cannibalism hee hoo

Mock me all you want, When the time comes you'll all see who's laughing. Horse shit.

I'm you from another dimension. you must overthrow the state of iowa to prevent the rise of the antichrist.

hee hoo

What is the point of you even saying that it's fucking weird

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english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

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was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

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I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

Draw a little creature. Make it as miserable as possible by your twisted mind

Draw a big creature, make him as jolly as possible with that twisted mind of yours.

please give him a friend

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Bluebirds also eat tons of mosquitoes!

I've also added this on other big threads about this topic but I should add it here: Being INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS to larger animals, even when they aren't spreading any pathogens (and again, most mosquitoes don't!) actually is another vital purpose. Ecosystems need biting and stinging things to keep big, stompy, hungry beasts from getting too cozy. Mammals are the most resource-hogging animals in almost any biome but parasites can inhibit their growth a little (a good thing), discourage them from spending as much time in the same area or ward them away from whole areas to begin with. Mosquitoes in particular breed in filthy, stagnant bacteria-rich water. You know what leaves behind conditions like that? ANIMALS! Animals eating all the plants, wallowing in the mud and shitting everywhere! A herd of ungulates can turn a lush and healthy marsh into just a cesspit if nothing stops them. But it's mosquitoes that find a cesspit an appealing nursery. And then you get a cloud of mosquitoes so dense that the ungulates move on! There used to be a great BBC documentary that actually showed "mosquito season" driving a mass migration of African megafauna but the shittified search engines right now are only showing me articles about mosquito control no matter how I try to find this again, gee thanks, maybe someone else can find it? So while the "mosquitoes are bad" all the big animals leave for months. Months of the plants growing back, months of the water clearing up until it's drinkable again (and the mosquito larvae themselves are filter feeders!), months of the mosquitoes becoming food for tiny birds and lizards and arachnids and amphibians, and the beautiful wetland is back again strong enough to survive the repeat of that cycle the next year. Everything you hate in nature - the ticks, the territorial wasps, the stinging plants - are pretty much nature's immune system. Obviously this doesn't mean the big mammals are "bad" either. The cycles of destruction are themselves also something ecosystems come to rely on as a regulatory force :)

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Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it's just a way some people exist

Food is good and has no moral alignment and is awesome and is a way to express love and is just a thing we as organisms need

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no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

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what the smeeg is this guy on

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So I may be trying to get into a discord server that a friend os part of so I can debate a girl about the value of nonviolent direct action

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