adultish??

first of all im gay second i hate taylor swift

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

if you see me succumbing to my delusions MIND YO BUSINESS 🗣️🗣️

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

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a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims