pagan god

The holy trinity

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

they should invent patterned socks for ppl with calves

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

reblogging for that comment jhc

Oh I’m gonna invest early in this one

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly