Wat.

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

spending several weeks scheduling a get-together for six of my friends but not telling them my plan is for us to walk around the business district downtown in a line like the band Madness

i always see these posts thatre like “wheres that video of ___” and without fail, someone will reblog it with the video and its always the weirdest shit so one of these days im just gonna make something up, be like “wheres that video of the old guy sitting on a hotel bed with headphones on singing ‘calling all angels’ by train while his grandson takes a strained mirror selfie”

Did you get the music for that capybara video? Yes, boss, nice and menacing, just like you asked.

Like tiny AT-AT walkers...

Where are they going 😱

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.