Pop that booty back to the cretaceous period

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

just overheard a man say MWAH to his wife on the phone. very sexy

dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

We had a couple of major power outages in a row and I think that it might have fucked up part of my pc I’m 🙃🙃🙃 going to crash out fr

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"