SmallTimidBean's Rebloggin' Blog

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

there was some dumbass misandry post calling transmasc feminists "attack dogs for trans women" as like a negative thing. if you're an attack dog for trans women i am wrapping you in blankets and feeding you large hamburger. i love you so much handsome feminist attack dogs

you ARE a good dog. you DO deserve a large hamburger.

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

I need it so badly

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

This is the true spirit of Halloween