never beating the dog allegations

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

@gayboybeetle

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

i'll never understand how some people are okay with being mean on the internet. do you not feel bad. where's your feel bad feeling

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour