Couch Goblin

I SMASHED REBLOG SO HARD

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

GENIUS

THIS

AMAZING!

Reblog to save a duck

Well, time to feel guilty forever...

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

Comedy Ghoul-d (not my best 😅)

I finally got to this episode and now this makes sense!!!

I was listening to episode 93 where Admiral greets jon while hes recording when this came on my feed! The timing!!

LOVE the idea that martins the guy in the neighborhood who writes letters to the council. shows up on your doorstep to ask for signatures to get the potholes fixed. making notes of all the lampposts that are cracked or broken or flickering. everyone else is begrudgingly accepting the area they live in as pretty shitty and martin is that one guy who actively tries to make life better, even in the most mundane ways 

And for all his trouble he gets Joanthan being so done with him all the time

Love this so much! Jonathan's face is just so telling. He's so done with everyone's shit!!

Love him💙🖤🧠🦄

I feel this in my soul

to be clear 1984 is the name of the book that quote is from, the year he wrote it was 1949