i am a false prophet and god is a superstition

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

I just keep finding more random cuts. When the fuck did I get the one on my finger?

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard