idkmybffjill?

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

someone deleted my response and now aesthetic and roleplay blogs are reblogging this as some sort of deep quote and i just want you all to know this post is exclusively about how sexy and fuckable the blue car from cars is

@koheles

i’ve been waiting for this photoset for years

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

IT’S TRUE! I’m a 28 in some manufacturers, and 32 in others. wtf, that’s supposed to be measured in inches. Who the fuck designed this shit? 

I was looking through a vintage cookbook the other day, and I was reminded of my life-long mission to share with the world the horrors of candle salad

im not sure which to be more afraid of, the fact that its apparently a fruit salad with lettuce and mayonnaise or that it looks like a willy coated in mayonnaise flavoured spaff

@ariannenymerosmartell

@copperbadge

Do we think the Greatest Generation is just the Greatest at Trolling Us?

Some magazine intern who really hated her job got tasked with inventing a new  easy dish for housewives and she slapped this down on the editor’s desk fully expecting to get fired. Instead people have been posing with their phallic fruit salads ever since.

love this new disney movie

^^^^^^^^^

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

goatsmoochies

unmute this please

Chaotic Good

This Quicksilver > >>>>>>>> Marvel’s who can’t even outrun a bullet or two

I was so mad when I rewatched Over The Hedge and this was a scene in it