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in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

we really are the product of our generations

incels will really say things like “girls are only attracted to him because he is attractive”

Maybe Julius Caesar was right to be so arrogant. It’s been over 2,000 years and everyone still knows who he is.

lmao

Damn near 4 years and 100k notes later. I failed the class AND didn’t sleep with my prof.

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

He checked her pulse

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

Dark Shoutout to Michael’s the craft store for not letting me use their  55% of coupon on coloring books

i forgot the word “callout”