stay silly

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

I've literally seen footage

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭