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We as a society should revere Scooby-Doo more. It would be considered a great and prestigious honor bestowed upon only a select few to create the next Scooby-Doo reboot, and if you screw it up you get excommunicated.

What people don’t get is when you comment on a post on here you’re not talking to an audience or to generalized presence or the void the way you are when making a post on here, you are talking directly to the person who made the post, to me. you are plopping down onto my lap slinging your arms around my neck looking into my eyes and saying whatever you just said bc it is my post and I am the only one getting an alert about it. You are speaking to me. And I’m going to murder you.

i wish disco elysium was on the nintendo wii

for my wretched deed of the day i snuck into a heavy metal concert with a set of shears and secretly trimmed the haircuts of every man to a style reminiscent of the young professional

you should actually pirate disco elysium. the creators want you to because they are not going to see any of the money due to a hostile take over the company the game was made under.

it's a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you've moved on to another dish

woman in a tv show: *puts on creams*

What does this even mean?

women in tv shows will put on creams

im wathcing breaking bad and all skyler does is moisturize her legs

Comrade

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are