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homophobic john green: cock is one of my least favorite tastes. not only that, but balls smell disgusting

You’re COMING OUT of your losing season. UNIVERSE is about to restore all that was lost.

cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks

-Martin Luther, 1517, thesis 35 of his 95 theses

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all the rules,

GLG: goth loving goth