I'm your toy, your 19th Century Boy

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

“I tried coloring it and then I ruined it”

Sorry, I keep reblogging this over and over, the last comment is unbelievable. Wow.

WUT

Knowledge bomb!

Many more fig leaves in strategic places appeared thanks to the Victorians too.

the vatican has a drawer of dicks that were taken off of statues

me trying on new outfits in my room

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.

i’m pretty sure ulysses was written as a fuck you to the english language itself and, like, i definitely respect that, but also don’t make me read it

this…is a fidget spinner

Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.

The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse

everyone’s tags on this post are enhancing my life force