Have any of these drivers read the rulebook?

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real