Have any of these drivers read the rulebook?

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

Someone needs to tell parents everywhere that a child never complaining is NOT a sign of a mentally healthy child, and it is, in fact, the complete opposite of that.

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive