Have any of these drivers read the rulebook?

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

the lion does not concern herself with papa

So, I had to do a bunch of therapy as a kid because I had anorexia. My dietician drilled into me "food has no moral value. there's no such thing as Good Food or Bad Food; if it's edible and you're not allergic to it, then it has a use in your diet, even if that use is just 'enjoy eating it'. Enjoyment is part of your diet and happiness is a vital nutrient." Basically, even if ice cream "isn't healthy," if it helps you feel better after a shitty day then it's fulfilling one of your basic needs: happiness. So eat the fucking ice cream and feel better. ENJOYMENT IS PART OF YOUR DIET AND HAPPINESS IS A NUTRIENT

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

He’s casting a spell 🫧

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

*flips next card over* by the devil

posts funnier with timestamps on

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife