blunt cunt

ice cream is food and should be bitten

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

what madness have you brought down on us

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

please never say that again

Reblog for ice cream discourse

finally a post for me.. im not sure if you can really bite ice cream on a bowl since ya scoop it with a spoon but i bite ice cream when on a cone and i also bite popsicles

i hate ice cream

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

Eric Andre is so surreal. It’s like they’re always in an SNL skit that’s gone too far

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

Eating fruit is okay

source?

That banana is holding her hostage

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

my love for women grounds me to this earth

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport