DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

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erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

I’m thinking of Beginning it all