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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

shine normal like a plain rock

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?