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people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

But can we please all acknowledge how fucking funny it is that the thing that confirms the giant scary crustation city is Yorick is him going

"Here is an incredibly important piece of information i totally knew at the time of relevance and just did not mention because no one asked me to"

And John and Arthur both looking into the camera and going "YEP THATS OUR YORICK!" like a fucking sitcom?

Alexa play “who lives, who dies, who tells your story “ (idk I only watched Hamilton once)