Sir Pentious

“You certainly sounded nervous! I think we’re beyond that now, since you spent the night in my home.” Alastor looked amused with the reaction.

“Don’t worry, Penny. I won’t hurt you.”

“ ...right, well- ”

Ahem.

“ … ”

Of course. Just his fucking luck. First thing in the fucking morning, not the person he wanted to see, how did he even FUCKING GET IN HERE!?

“….I invited you. Of course I want your company the whole time.In fact, if you’re so inclined, you may stay a little after the extermination as well.” He motions behind him, scooting aside to let Pentious into his home, which is just a simple townhouse style building in the city.

“I missed you! And honestly, with the extermination looming, I would have sought you out to see if you were still alive.”

“ ...right right, of course. I would greatly appreciate staying a little longer afterwards, that sounds pleasant. Thank you, ” Pentious mutters, promptly slithering right into Alastor’s home after he stood aside for him. Any good excuse to spend more time with him without making it...too painfully obvious.

Oh right. The extermination.

Her arms wrap around her Godfather’s neck, cheek leaning against his shoulder mischievously. “What are we gonna do? We gonna blow something up?!”

Allette jumps on his back. “I wanna cause a ruckus too!”

There’s an initial, startled yelp from the serpent, before he quickly composed himself, glancing back at the lil’ one.

cause all of the ruckussss!

The serpent responds by simply shooting them in the back with a real gun.

Never Have I Ever

“ OH! OH! “

“ I BET YOU THINK YOU’RE JUST SO HILARIOUSSSS DON’T YOU!? A REAL COMEDIAN!? MAKE ME LAUGH, FUNNYMAN! YOU CLOWN! YOU’RE JUST SO DAMN FUNNY! “

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