that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

(guy in charge of purchasing at warner voice) yeah hi I just wanted to double check something with you- yeah under "woman to be mean to me" I noticed you have three salaries listed, I'm assuming that's only meant to be one... Oh, yeah, okay, definitely three, can I just ask- okay, so two of them are singers, and the other... She looks at you? And tells the clerk to slap you harder? Well actually I wanted to talk to you about him too-

Hi, yeah, just one more thing, I thought you already had a costuming team, but here it says you've requested a tailor too, have you changed the- oh, okay. So that's just for the puppet- yes, yes, the gentleman, sorry- and it absolutely has to be a tailor? ...He insisted? He as in the gentleman? ...right, yeah, and do you want me to up your therapists payroll too?

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely