Whisper Words That Matter

shane’s little knowing smile at the poolside post ilya’s hairshake. it says i can see you are peacocking for me and i approve of it.

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

fat baby shane absolutely crushes his first summer at the lake. they get him in the cutest little bathing suits with matching sun hats and tiny sunglasses. he spends most of his time in the shade, rolls slathered in sunscreen, and snoozing in his bouncy under the umbrella on the back deck. but sometimes they'll take him out on the boat. there's a picture of david sitting in the captain's chair, holding a sleeping shane in one arm and steering the boat with the other. it's a fan favorite 🥹