Fear my Oozes and Slimes, Boy!

could you lie

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

I would too ngl

this is good shit

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

me in the pussy if im fully honest

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

Single wizards in my area

Hot single wizards in my area

Hot single wizards in my area huge staff

I am being called upon. What do you want?

Eternal youth

never trust a lich.

This is awesome. I can cast spells forever and my bones are so flexible

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

You can lie when you name things