DMV| 32| ⬆️| North Bethesda, MD

Manifesting

if you order from the grown-up menu you get a paper placemat with the New York Times crossword on it and a ballpoint pen

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

Better love story than twilight

she rocked that feller

pro hoe ✨pro virgin✨pro choice✨pro sex on the 1st date✨pro waiting til marriage✨pro anything thats consensual & you’re comfortable with✨

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies