Six-piece Chicken McNobody

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

after careful consideration i’ve decided to become an abomination

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

why did they have to specify sfw

Mobile Users experience a long boi

do you love the color of the sasuke