i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

Please please please check this out if youre a star wars fan and want to help support a struggling artist. Please reblog instead of just liking if you can. One of your followers may take a shine to it, and I’ve more designs in the works!

Are you fucking kidding me

Those are not for tears…

finally, a monster tissue for my magnum dong

i ship mario and his hat ;)

.・゜゜*+:｡.｡ ♡ Mat ♡ ｡.｡:+*  ゜゜・．

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

The hats the top

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

what’s wrong with chewing ass?