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Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

yeah sure ill reblog that

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humansoflatecapitalism

glitchlich

your baby as soon as these come off

squishydabinchi

I just want to know who is filling them with syrup

cockyhorror

every day is leg day

catastrofe

when you’re giving your best and no one cares

rslashrats

campyvillain

this post is funny. itd be funnier if it said booby sauce though. just saying.

rslashrats

sory…cant please everyone!

halfwit

hope this helps xoxo

databent

bryko-deactivated20170127

These are all from the same episode

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shegavemeroses

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

failnation

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

thecutespook

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

reinelefey

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.

forfuckssakejim

What in the fresh fuck?

mlnmo

wake up babe new scam bot just dropped

songsofwaterandnight

jehovahhthickness

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de

fungiblegoods

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ryebreadgf

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

thebootydiaries

NASA: there's water on mars

me: ✌️👽✌

metamorphesque

why is it called pride? what are you gays proud of?

Not being straight

thebootydiaries

“They’re like, 12”

— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

scowlowl

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork.

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