Slices and Vices

I like the pizza, and booze. I don't fuxxx with capris and v-necks though. Ugh.

I got 5 on it.

Not pizza, but pizza cookies from Eleni's New York. A girl has eyes for me. She's blind.

I love it when you call me Big Mama & Big Papa.

Nasty Nas has the right idea. 

Drinking beer is my favorite activity to accompany eating pizza. Everything else is irrelevant to be honest. I feel like sports are now synonymous with the hot wing/buffalo wing, I used to love ordering pizza and playing video games, but I'm too anal about getting greasy fingers on my controllers these days. Thanks for asking!

More submissions from New York. Best Pizza, Williamsburg. No, I mean, the name of the locale is "Best Pizza". It just also happens to be one of the best pizzas. That's a cup full of gin, btw. 

Submission from The Yay Area. Not sure if that's OxyContin or Oxycodone or if they're the same. I don't live in a trailer.

Post Royal Rumble eatinz. Pizza Hut really fell off.

The NY-city got a nigga feeling shitty. 

Another submission from Austin, TX. Basically, if this isn't your resolution, you got the game fucked up

Submission from Chica Triste in Oakland, CA. That is a big ass slice, and I want it.

East Village Pizza & Kebab. Apparently this place delivers at 4am. Arab folks stay countin' green.

The delivery place was closed. =(

A submission from Austin, TX. Pizza from Domino's. Socks from huf. Weed from a minority.

From Tony in San Jose. Welfare pizza.